Although most Scotsmen would approve of the sentiment, "The Scotsman Song" was actually written by an American, Mike Cross. The original recording, with instrumental accompaniment, runs to 2 minutes 41 seconds.

Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, Ring-di-diddly-eye-oh, I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
The worldwide number one hit that launched Scatman John in the Pop and Dance scene. "See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built, I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."